Custom Pontoon Bowhunter Nets Angler $2.2 Million in Carp Bounty Program
QUINCY, ILL. — A federal program offering $100 for every invasive black carp pulled from the Mississippi River has paid out an unexpected $2.2 million — nearly all of it to a single, extraordinarily committed man....
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New Fish Finder Shows Real Fish In Perfect HD – No Matter How Dirty The Water Is
ORLANDO, FL — Debuting at ICAST this week, a company called CFishClearly unveiled a forward-facing sonar unit it says renders every fish in front of the boat in flawless high definition — less a sonar return than a live HD broadcast of a football game, except the...
Influencers Dyed Goldfish Pink For A Gender Reveal, Released in Michigan Lake, The Fish Turned Up In The Florida Keys
ISLAMORADA, FL — Marine biologists in the Florida Keys are struggling to explain the sudden appearance of dozens of bright pink goldfish in local waters — a mystery that has now been traced, improbably, to a gender reveal held 1,400 miles away in suburban Michigan....
Sweet eats ‘Fish Cookies’ Bake Real Salmon, Smoked Kingfish, And Tuna Into Its Popular New Cookies
KETCHIKAN, ALASKA — Sweeteats, the global baking powerhouse, has unveiled its most divisive product line yet: three cookies baked with real fish. The company insists it is trendsetting. Early customers insist they are addicted. Both, alarmingly, appear to be...
BASSCAR: SEC To Flood Football Stadiums For New Bass-Boat Racing League
BIRMINGHAM, ALA. — In a move being hailed across the South as either visionary or a sign of the end times, two of the region's greatest loves — stock car racing and competitive bass fishing — have officially merged into a single sport: BASSCAR. Beginning after...
Crocs Debut ‘Fishing Mode’: A Road Pops Out Of One Shoe, A Reel Hides In The Other
ORLANDO, FL — Crocs unveiled a new build of its signature foam clog this week at ICAST that launches a two-foot telescopic rod out of one shoe, tucks a spinning reel into the other, and comes pre-loaded with a line and lure, so you can fish anywhere, at any time,...
New Boat Maker Sells Mini Noah’s Arks To The Public
ARARAT, VA — A new boat company is bringing the world's oldest vessel to the modern marina, unveiling a line of fully functional Noah's Arks for the general public — each one rendered at exactly one-tenth the scale of the original. The company, Ararat Boatworks,...

































